Have you seen "too many" movies? Maybe your friends tell you so. (...maybe they're right.) More than likely, you don't give a flying zombie eyeball what they think. Maybe you fantasize regularly about methods of dispatching your enemies, but don't follow through with it because... you can't quite decide on the best one-liner to use. Maybe you scoff at people who continue to quote that same damn line from Casablanca. Maybe you're nostalgic for those Sunday afternoon monster theater shows with Dr. Sanguinary. Maybe you find yourself contemplating the replacement of your hand, with, say, a chainsaw. Yes, now that you think about it, that might be practical, but mostly it would be badasssss.
Whatever the extremity of your curse/blessing, you have voices in your head. And that's why you're here. To see if you can identify -- from 50 questions -- just where you heard those voices before...
Aaaaaaaaaaa! brain... already... hurting...
Right, let's get to work...
Pace yourself now...
Scared yet? or having fun?
Feeling ill-equipped...? Think, dammit, think!
Still with us...? You're half done. Do you need to take a potty break?
You're not cheating are you? Close that other browser window/tab with IMDB in it.
Just how long is this friggin test?! (No, that wasn't a quote. See, no quote marks.) Grab a shot of Jagermeister and hunker down. This is the home stretch.
Will our hero survive the next gruelling encounter?! (That's you, the hero.) You made it this far, now kick the villain's ass! (That's me, the villain testmaker.)
Last page, punk. Feel like your living in a movie? I left some "gimmes" on this page for you, and some... not so much.
You're done! Groovy!!